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R: Perché inverte l'ordine in cui le persone normalmente leggono un testo.
D: Perché il top-posting è una cosa così cattiva?
R: Il top-posting.
D: Qual è la cosa più fastidiosa in Usenet e nell'e-mail?
D: Devo riportare il testo originale dopo la mia risposta?
A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?
Q: What is the most annoying thing on usenet and in e-mail?
NOTICE: This communication may contain confidential and/or privileged
information. If you are not the intended recipient, or believe that you
have received this communication in error, you are obligated to kill
yourself and anyone else who may have read it, not necessarily in that
order. So there. My disclaimer is scarier than yours. Nyaah. You
started this silly nonsense. Knock it off and I will too, ok? It is a
tragic waste of perfectly good CPU cycles, storage, and bandwidth.
Nobody reads it anyway. You're not actually reading this, are you?
I didn't think so.
— Jay Hennigan on NANOG
Son giunto alla conclusione che, almeno una volta nella vita, bisogna
usare Windows a fondo, perché è un'esperienza che rende uomini.
Almeno, io, dopo, ho sempre due palle così.
— Leonardo Serni
At network engineering school, they told us that there's a special phrase you'll need to learn if you don't do back ups.
The phrase is “Do you want fries with that?”
— insickness on SE
This guy asks me: “how many people work in your company ?”
My answer: “about a third”.
— collected on bash.org
You're talking about a group of people who are paid large sums of money for
their ability to communicate with inanimate objects made of melted sand. Ever
since the first shaman back in caveman days, this skill has been understood to
go hand-in-hand with weirdness and odd behavior (“Father, why does
talks-to-trees hop around humming to himself?” “Because he talks to trees…”)
— Valdis Kletnieks on NANOG ML
Ubuntu is an ancient African word meaning “I can't configure Debian”
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt
Your code is 100% bogus and should be taken out the back, lined up against a wall, and machine-gunned.
Then the bleeding corpse should be hung, drawn and quartered.
Then the smouldering rubble should be jumped up and down on.
By a hippo.
— Dave Korn